Not since Hernia legend Bobby Valentine donned a mustache and sunglasses has the camera caught such a perfectly executed disguise. Kudos all around... assuming this is actually a disguise (becuase it looks nothing like James Harden's beard) and not some weird genetic disorder.
[Photo via Reddit]
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... and it is not our fearless leader (we confirmed before we posted). Note to this guy's friends: Don't EVER ask to borrow his cell phone.
[Photo via CNNSI]
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The old blow job motion while dressed up as a ref? Oh, how we've missed you.
The Hernia warmly welcomes back the best fans in the world.
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Basketball Jesus? Yeah, No. We assume this was taken on Christmas day and had something to do with putting the Christ back in Christmas. This guy has a better chance of banging Paula Abdul. Extra kudos for the Bro behind him who found Laker purple skinny jeans to match his untied, giant tounge hanging, limited edition Smush Parker Nikes. Also, you live in LA ... nice hat, dick.
[Photo via CNNSI]
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Tomczak? Kyle Orton? Sadly, for this guy we probably know the answer to that. We pray that he isn't purchasing that spoon to cook up a quart of heroin after watching another uninspired Jay Cutler performance.
[Photo via Reddit]
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For the simple fact that Green Man would like to do a stand up 69 with Jack Johnson.
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[Photos via NFL Fanstyle]
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One might even say this fan emphatically delcared that he is in fact, ASIAN.
There's really only two things this could possibly mean: WWE Raw must be on TV, or college football has finally made its glorious return.
Since it's not Monday evening, there's really only one conclusion, so welcome back, scholastic pigskin.
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One can only hope that this Clemson Tiger fan is still around. We heart anyone who smokes butts in the front row of an ACC football game and drinks beers from a popcorn tub. While his buddies whooped it up for the camera, he was more interested in watching the Tiger cheerleaders and taking mental notes for "later."
[Via CNNSI]
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At the risk of sounding completey unsupportive of female ahtletics... NCAA Women's College Basketball blows. As for the jerk-off pictured above, our guess is that he is currently sitting in a Storrs area Buffalo Wild Wings telling a bartender about the time he bumped into Gino Auriema at Stop & Shop.
[via Yahoo Sports]
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