Was there ever any doubt? According to Vince McMahon's PR flack, Goldust eagerly agreed to come out of retirement and grapple with Weir at WrestleMania, and even upped the ante by suggesting they make it a bra and panties match.
In addition, rumors are beginning to swirl that the winner will get the loser's chihuahua.
While Mickelson said he would shelve the controversial Ping Eye2 wedge, which he recently came under fire for, he said nothing of the notorious Red Eye1 wedgie, which his personal assistant gives him before every tournament.
"I first learned of putting with a wedgie in an often misunderstood movie," Mickelson said. "Of course, I'm speaking of Caddyshack II. In many ways, Randy Quaid is my personal hero."
With NBC announcing that it would lose money on the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, The Sports Hernia decided to retool several events to ensure that the American public would tune in.
“Two And A Half Men” Bobsled This is somehow the No. 1 comedy on TV. So let’s send the entire cast down a bobsled track full of giant razor blades.
“The Situation” Ski Jump Send that Jersey Shore douchebag flying down a ski ramp and watch him Eddie-the-Eagle off it to create a greaseball yard sale all over Cypress Mountain.
Really Short Track Speed Skating Eight speedskaters race around a Toyota Tercel. Also new is the Really Short Track Speed Skating Team competition, where a baton is handed off after each lap around the Tercel.
The Bi-Curious-Athalon Tila Tequila “cross-country skis” with chicks and then gets DNA bullets fired at her by a bunch of dudes.
Curdling Instead of curling on an ice rink, this event is played on a rink of curdled milk. Duh.
Double-Ds Figure Skating You get it.
Skeleton Actual skeletons race down bobsled tracks. Early favorites: Dom DeLuise and Skeletor.
Bode Miller Sloshed Slalom Fuck it - everyone gets hammered and tries to beat a clearly drunker Bode Miller.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.