And if the Bruins aren't up early in tonight's Game 5 by at least a goal, this savage diehard pictured above and his band of cronies -- who definitely didn't just hop aboard the Bruins bandwagon -- have demanded that All-Star defenseman Ray Bourque also see more time.
While the well informed hockey fan will sadly not be in attendance to hoot and holler, he does have plans to start a "Yankees Suck" chant multiple times throughout the evening.
This photo is currently on display in Yahoo's NHL gallery. Kind of shocking how little respect they're being shown here given how massive the league has become in places like "Parts Uknown," home of The Missing Link.
However, if you've found yourself enjoying Barry Middleton's maniacal drive past what we presume to be a very fesity Lucas Innocente, you're in luck, there's another men's field hockey photo within the gallery.
Patrick Kane's official NHL profile page actually says he was born in 1988, but there's no fucking way. No, the only thing born in 1988 that might be relevant here are the pair of Oakley Blades that are so destined to form an obscene, unforgiving union with Kane's untamed mullet.
The only glimpse of success coming from these pregame introductions? The Sharks have just sold a season ticket package to Clifford and Uncle Martin. It's no Dinosaur World, but it feels just as magical.
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