Remember in Nintendo Ice Hockey when a brawl would break out and every player on the ice would spiral into the pile like the Tasmanian Devil? That's pretty much what we have here, except it's happening in 16 different places on the ice. The referees have about as much control as Sweetchuck attempting to subdue a riot.
Meanwhile in the United States, kids are not allowed to check until they are 18. US kids have to shake hands and have 5 goal mercy rules. Russian 10-year-olds are allowed to sew razor blades into their gloves and celebrate shutouts with fifths of Stoli. As good as this free for all is, we'd still prefer to watch this fight all day long:
I guess we're seeing the reason why these two hoseheads are playing minor league hockey. Nor are we convinced that this isn't a Kay & Peele sketch. Those rain drops you feel are from Bob Probert's tears in heaven.
Also, who knew the fictional school in Outside Providence had a hockey team? Hopefully, Drugs Delaney skipped down before this debacle went down.
Apparently another Boston Bruin fan could not contain their excitement during Tyler Seguin's shootout against the devils and threw a hot dog roll onto the ice. We can only guess that the hot dog roll hurler is on a Slow Carb OR No Carb diet and ate the actual tube steak. Kudos to maniac Bruins' announcer Jack Edwards for wondering if the, "debris MIGHT have been in the field of vision OR NOT."
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.