Strangely, Craig Sager already had a response ready for Bryant Gumbel before this post even went up. The fashion-forward, brightly lit TNT reporter shouted the following gem into our voicemail before arrogantly farting into the phone and hanging up:
"Honky please... I have the same coat with actual vines and a mini Tarzan swinging around. Next."
Expect Sager to be wearing the San Diego Chicken during his next television appearance.