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Question: Is Russell Wilson a FOOTBALL PLAYER?

Answer: Yes. We can also confirm that Russell Wilson is just a guy who goes out there and plays the game of FOOTBALL in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

[Photo via Bleacher Report]

High School Footballer Ryan Potter: The legend grows

 

Yeah, we have all seen the Jadeveon Clowney high school highlight tape (we even had a pissy conversation about who found it first).  Put it this way, we are afraid to put this 'Mix Tape' of Ryan Potter in the hands of Jon Gruden.  STUDD is not a strong enough adjective.  Look at how he 'HOLDS THE EDGE' at the 1:49 mark, and look at how he ... runs and stuff.  God bless him.

You're not going to believe Rex Ryan's tattoo

Jets coach Rex Ryan has a shitacular tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey on his right arm.  Though we will give sexy Rexy the benefit of doubt, as he may be a huge fan of Doug Brien's legwork in 2003-2004.

[Continued coverage of the Jets never ending disaster via Bob's Blitz and NYDN]

Report: Son totally hosed his dad on Christmas

Unfortunately his daughter gave him the complete first season of John From Cincinnati prior to being handed the J-E-T-S jersey wrapped in old mapquest directions.

[Photo Via Reddit]

Report: Chief fan is god damn greedy

... and pretty dumb. The backup QB is more important than O-Line and the #1 Pick?  Got it.  Also, '3 Receivers' doesn't even make sense.  And don't get us started on #10.

Anyway, Merry Christmas Eve or something.

Report: This Fan Exists

Tomczak?  Kyle Orton?  Sadly, for this guy we probably know the answer to that.  We pray that he isn't purchasing that spoon to cook up a quart of heroin after watching another uninspired Jay Cutler performance.

[Photo via Reddit]

One-handed beer football is mesmerizing

 

We have to admit this is idea is pretty cool, even if these 'doods from Iowa' choose the ironically hipster friendly Pabst Blue Ribbon, set their YouTube video to an uber-rad Lumineers song, and award points for mullets and beards.

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Cyber Monday... or something

The indignations keep rolling in for the Jets. First, they are told by a 'First Responder' that they are dead to him, and now their sweet gear has been put on deep discount.  What's next?  Will FootFetishTube.com get raided and taken down by the FBI?

[Photo via Reddit]

Thank you, Rick Reilly...

... for having your bloated, grecian stained finger on the pulse of major college athletics when you "wrote" your web only ESPN post, rubbing salt in the wound that "was" Notre Dame football.  Our favorite line in the column is this:

"When your NBC contract expires in 2015, do the right thing and don't renew.  Lower some expectations until you can turn this thing around.  And you're a Mars Rover trip from turning it around."

Hmmm.... How ironic. Slick Rick should consider his own words when he approaches ESPN about his soon to be expiring contract.  We look forward to not reading his farewell column on ESPN after it as announced that Rick has decided to "explore other opportunities." 

Reilly with his 'Scoreboard Pointing' inducing wife?

[Photo via JeffPearlman.com]

@FiremanEd42: We hardly knew ye

As if last night's performance could get any worse, it seems that superfan Fireman Ed might have finally had enough of his J-E-T-S because he D-E-L-E-T-E-D his Twitter account.  Our guess is that this will be a Twitter-only hiatus, but if he is gone for good, we will always have this classic douche-off to remember the bulbous-headed assclown. 

We still find ourselves a little disappointed that Gang Green's resident tough guy decided to delete his Twitter account, though that might even be sadder than Fireman Ed's unfortunate existence.  Its' worth noting, however, that the Giants' 'License Plate Guy' would never puss out like this. 

Finally, we will leave you with the obligatory GIF that is currently breaking the internet.  This may have been the final straw:

[Sanchez rump roast via SB Nation]