Noted wedgie distributor Richie Incognito is set to appear on the Fox NFL Sunday with noted noogie-giver Jay Glazer to discuss the night the two got shit-faced in the French Quarter and ate hookers, their favorite ground and pounders, motor-boating, and offseason MMA training how excited Richie is to finally make his statement today.
Hopefully Richie wore dark socks and his shoes matched his belt.
... The Bill is dressing up as a Pirate and ordering his cougar girlfriend around by calling her a wench. All this is going down while the team's beloved leader is being photographed making out with his supermodel girlfriend, dressed up as the cowardly lion.
A spokesman for Winn-Dixie posted a note on the blog BigCatCountry.com pleading with Jaguar fans not wear his store's grocery bags to games.
"As much as we appreciate your continued patronage at Winn Dixie stores, it is not in the best interest of our brand to be associated with the Jacksonville Jaguars," stated a post by a corporate brand manager posting under the user name WinnDixieBeefPeople.
Further, the account recommended that Jags Fans consider using rival Piggly Wiggly brown bags as they are "made of un-recycled, low quality paper that will ultimately breathe easier and provide better comfort despite its disregard for the environment."
The Cleveland Browns gave Trent Richardson roughly 20 minutes to become a franchise running back. It appears those 20 minutes have expired, as Richardson is now a member of the Indianapolis Colts while the Browns will proceed to tank the season in the interest of getting a top draft pick, only to botch said draft pick. Same old story, just a different crappy season.
Browns fans may now resume passionately picking their collective noses.
Several weeks could be a gift, young Danny. One time we had Jeremy Shockey out for what felt like months and his career was never the same, though his participation in the debauchery wasn't exactly forced.
Is he ripping one? Is he in the backdraft from a Vince Wilfork dump? Did he just watch tape of his team's offensive performance against the mighty Bills? Or is he impersonating Chris Rock in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"?
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.