Our friends at Hugging Harold Reynolds might be onto something here. The alarming photo immediately brought back eery memories of a similar moment in 2008 that we still haven't been able to shake. Sadly, the only thing we were able to confirm at the time was that Kerry Collins is indeed half wolf.
This shocking photo of Len Pasquarelli made it's way around the internet yesterday but it wasn't until now that we were able to stop staring at our screens like cavemen and process what it was that we were looking at.
While initially thinking this was the greatest see-through toupee we've ever seen, one writer here was able to reel it back in and put it together:
"I don't think thats a toupee," said esteemed writer Gerrard Sir Hornypants. "I think its one of those deals where he stubbornly refuses to just shave his head so the sporadic wave of hair gives that surreal effect."
Whether it's a toupee, an extremely rad combover, a massive spiderweb or simply smoke rising from his head, this could easily be one of the most defiant moves on the decade.
It almost looks as if a panicked producer, in fear of his bald dome, placed a bunch of dryer sheets on his head right before he went on camera.
While we've affectionately nicknamed Dick Stockton "smokehair," this Pasquarelli sighting might be cause to reevaluate things because Stockton's smoking head looks like harmless child's play compared to the hazy cloud of smoke that is this man's hair.
Like the New England Patriots, the fantasy footballing Bellringers are sadly living in the past. Not only have they not found glory since 2008, they were put on probation last season for trading Larry Fitzgerald for a Hot Stone Massage Groupon and a half-eaten meatball sub after the team tragically banked their fortunes on Michael Vick.
As psyched as Andy Reid was to announce the signing of Alex Smith, he couldn't help but overhear a local Chiefs blogger and beat reporter talk about the wonder of the new Doritos Locos taco. When asked about a potential backup for Smith, Reid's stomach responded, "grrrr bubble bubble, bletch, pfffffft, pop."
In other news, Reid's stomach issued a stern "no comment" and his belly button became enraged when he was once again asked about those pesky beaver allegations.
Next time Roger Goodall and Bob Kraft bring up the absurd idea of the NFL having a team in the UK, someone should point them to this video. In fairness, this looks like the equivelent of asking a bunch of US high school football players from Ohio what they thought of the last episode of Downton Abbey.
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