John Wooden would call Ben Howland a pussy for playing the Brotastic game of beer pong. As the story goes, Wooden was an old school house rules Beer Die guy. In fact, we are pretty sure it was this close from being a block on the Wooden Pyramid of Sucesss. The Hernia does applaud Howland for dressing as a fourth member of bizarro Run DMC.
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