In fairness, the Hernia mole has learned that this article was turned in by Mitch Albom's bat ears. Mitch's trusty flesh wings swear they were at the game while they were in fact seen partying with the Fab Five Four at an unknown swing joint.
Former Tennessee Basketball strength and conditioning coach Troy Willis apparently really likes to get his tan on. So much so that he recently got busted for smuggling out a $100 bottle of tanning lotion. Who knew tanning lotion would get so pricey? This little nugget was tucked in a way in a story about him breaking into Thompson-Boling Arena, where he stole some cash from a Tennessee staff member. One can assume he stole the money to fund some killer burn sessions with fellow tan man and ex-Vols coach, Bruce Pearl.
Things are getting a little misty around the Hernia offices today, first we learned about the death of Paul Bearer, then we got word that the 'Sexiest of all Time', Greg Ostertag, is turning 40. We are all getting old, Big O. Happy birthday.
To celebrate, here are a few links from our intertwined past:
John Wooden would call Ben Howland a pussy for playing the Brotastic game of beer pong. As the story goes, Wooden was an old school house rules Beer Die guy. In fact, we are pretty sure it was this close from being a block on the Wooden Pyramid of Sucesss. The Hernia does applaud Howland for dressing as a fourth member of bizarro Run DMC.
Former NBA Bad Boy Robert Swift is a squatter. Our favorite line from the segment was that Robert could not come outside because he was "asleep after taking pills." I hate when the Problem Solvers knock on your door and that happens. Total bullshit, man.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.