John Wooden would call Ben Howland a pussy for playing the Brotastic game of beer pong. As the story goes, Wooden was an old school house rules Beer Die guy. In fact, we are pretty sure it was this close from being a block on the Wooden Pyramid of Sucesss. The Hernia does applaud Howland for dressing as a fourth member of bizarro Run DMC.
Former NBA Bad Boy Robert Swift is a squatter. Our favorite line from the segment was that Robert could not come outside because he was "asleep after taking pills." I hate when the Problem Solvers knock on your door and that happens. Total bullshit, man.
It's that time of year when a handful of NBA teams take
extended road trips because of special annual events in the their home
arenas. Both the Lakers and Clippers are
on the road this weekend due to the Grammys, while other teams are affected by
similar events, which are oftentimes specific to their cities.
Here's a quick list:
Los Angeles - The Grammys
Chicago Bulls - Ringling Bros. and Barnum
& Bailey Circus
San Antonio - Stock & Rodeo Show
Milwaukee - Home Brewers Guild Meeting
Minnesota - Gathering of the Juggalos
Miami - Over-sized Sunglass Convention
Sacramento - Some Pyramid Scheme hosted by the Maloofs
New Orleans - Herpes Week
Charlotte - Junior High School Basketball Finals (first
sellout for the arena all year)
You've heard of point guards who are described as being 'another coach on the court' but this is a little different. Imagine if this was passed to Reggie Theus? He would have definitely launched a three and then charmed the pom-poms off a cheerleader with his undeniable steely charm.
Basketball Jesus? Yeah, No. We assume this was taken on Christmas day and had something to do with putting the Christ back in Christmas. This guy has a better chance of banging Paula Abdul. Extra kudos for the Bro behind him who found Laker purple skinny jeans to match his untied, giant tounge hanging, limited edition Smush Parker Nikes. Also, you live in LA ... nice hat, dick.
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