It appears the rapidly decaying owner of the New York Knicks did not enjoy Game 4 on Tuesday night in Indianapolis. One more loss and it's back to the village for the portly, tragically misguided Ewok.
We have all had days like this. Friday night, I swore off carbs and gluten. Fast forward to midnight last night and I am standing in line at Wawa holding a box of powdered donuts, a bag of Funyuns and a quart of Neapolitan ice cream.
Hopefully the time off will allow Ron more time to concentrate on his burgeoning standup career.
In fairness, the Hernia mole has learned that this article was turned in by Mitch Albom's bat ears. Mitch's trusty flesh wings swear they were at the game while they were in fact seen partying with the Fab Five Four at an unknown swing joint.
Former Tennessee Basketball strength and conditioning coach Troy Willis apparently really likes to get his tan on. So much so that he recently got busted for smuggling out a $100 bottle of tanning lotion. Who knew tanning lotion would get so pricey? This little nugget was tucked in a way in a story about him breaking into Thompson-Boling Arena, where he stole some cash from a Tennessee staff member. One can assume he stole the money to fund some killer burn sessions with fellow tan man and ex-Vols coach, Bruce Pearl.
Things are getting a little misty around the Hernia offices today, first we learned about the death of Paul Bearer, then we got word that the 'Sexiest of all Time', Greg Ostertag, is turning 40. We are all getting old, Big O. Happy birthday.
To celebrate, here are a few links from our intertwined past:
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