An olympic correspondent from Slate reached out to the Hernia mole with the above indignation (a teabag without a drawstring) that is sure to make the viral rounds today.
"I had to kennel my two feral cats, and will miss an estimated four episodes of Marc Maron's WTF podcast for this? Never mind that they are passing off traditional black tea as Earl Grey, they aren't even providing teabags with drawstrings. I burned the heck out of my fingers trying to strain my tea. The way they are treating the foreign press is despicable."
Meanwhile, when asked about how the actual sporting events were going she stated, "And one more thing, if the concierge does not supply my room with a de-humidifier you will be hearing from me again."