Hall of Fame running back and failed sideline reporter Eric Dickerson has quickly jumped into the Justin Bieber-Keyshawn Johnson handicap match. The message? Slow your ass down, sweet pea.
Amazing. A retired NFL legend telling a 93-pound singer to stop driving his Ferrari so fast. This, folks, is Twitter at its absolute apex.
And since we're no longer being treated to an NBA playoff game on a nightly basis, the birth of this rapidly expanding rivalry between Justin Bieber and NFL retirees is nothing short of heaven sent.
We await Selena Gomez's biting retort with tremendous anticipation.