Vince McMahon really, really can't believe it in this clip. Things just got terribly uncomfortable here in Hernia Headquarters. You wouldn't get this gusto from a cranked out strip club DJ if Beyonce took the stage on New Year's Eve.
In the middle of a heated confrontation, Clayton Richard took the time to show Matt Kemp a thing or two about the proper form to a nipple rub. Kemp clearly enjoyed the tutorial - so much so that afterwords he told a Dodger beat writer he was peeved that Richard did not return the favor.
In fairness, the Hernia mole has learned that this article was turned in by Mitch Albom's bat ears. Mitch's trusty flesh wings swear they were at the game while they were in fact seen partying with the Fab Five Four at an unknown swing joint.
He literally CANNOT believe it. Putin looks like he is resisting every nerve in his manhood not to go motor-boating on the protester. The best part is that he admitted he liked it. The bad part? He couldn't make out what color hair they had. As if.
Thankfully, the guy that lies about his high school sports accomplishments will soon be extinct. There are a multitude of websites that chronicle the box scores of everything... down to my 4-year-old son's beginner soccer match.
But there are still stragglers out there like that jacknut Skip Bayless. The Lost Ogle took it upon themselves to do a little digging last year when Skip Bayless touted his Pistol Pete-like basketball abilities. The best thing that Skippy could do would be to make a joke about this, and it would eventually go away. That would mean Skip would need to use some common sense. About the worst thing you could do is exactly what he does at about the 5:00 minute mark. He kind of insinuates he was ahead of his time, wanting to shoot threes about 15 years too early. Skip-dawg then went to the most embarrassing card of them all: The coach's son played my position card.
We have already reported on Skip turning into a werewolf on live television. It would probably serve us best to just let him fade into ESPN daytime oblivion.
Finally, and possibly most importantly, there is no truth to the rumor that Jalen Rose left his makeup on from a Twilight screen test in the thumbnail seen above.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.