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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Tennessee basketball coach stole tanning lube

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Former Tennessee Basketball strength and conditioning coach Troy Willis apparently really likes to get his tan on. So much so that he recently got busted for smuggling out a $100 bottle of tanning lotion. Who knew tanning lotion would get so pricey? This little nugget was tucked in a way in a story about him breaking into Thompson-Boling Arena, where he stole some cash from a Tennessee staff member. One can assume he stole the money to fund some killer burn sessions with fellow tan man and ex-Vols coach, Bruce Pearl. 

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Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 at 07:11 PM in Basketball |

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