First off, PGA Golfer Jason Dufner was clearlys doing a good thing in spending time with at-risk youth and teens. That being said, hanging with kids is brutally boring. We know. One of our Hernia founders has them. Post all the Facebook "Easter Egg Hunt" photos you want, he would still rather head to a chain sports bar and suck down three cheap stale draft beers on a Sunday.
MLB is testing moving umpires behind the pitcher ala 'Tee Ball'. Amazingly, in a move that wreaks of 'cost cutting', MLB is looking into securing one ballplayer's dad to handle umpiring duties. Additionally, local high school kids will be offered the chance to score games for a paltry payment of $13 (per game) and the promise of drunken ballpark poon.
The Hernia mole has learned that the Boston Red Sox ownership team have also had Bud Selig's big, flappy, hairy ear about instituting the 10-run mercy rule to help protect investments like John Lackey and Ryan Dempster.
Former Tennessee Basketball strength and conditioning coach Troy Willis apparently really likes to get his tan on. So much so that he recently got busted for smuggling out a $100 bottle of tanning lotion. Who knew tanning lotion would get so pricey? This little nugget was tucked in a way in a story about him breaking into Thompson-Boling Arena, where he stole some cash from a Tennessee staff member. One can assume he stole the money to fund some killer burn sessions with fellow tan man and ex-Vols coach, Bruce Pearl.
Like the New England Patriots, the fantasy footballing Bellringers are sadly living in the past. Not only have they not found glory since 2008, they were put on probation last season for trading Larry Fitzgerald for a Hot Stone Massage Groupon and a half-eaten meatball sub after the team tragically banked their fortunes on Michael Vick.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.