After much investigation, the Hernia Mole discovered on Wednesday that LaQuvionte Gonzalez is an actual real person.
Gonzalez signed on with Texas A&M, where he will likely play running back and slot receiver for the Aggies.
The young man is apparently a dynamo on the football field and we wish him the best. We just wanted to make it clear that he is not a character from a Key & Peele sketch.
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