Basketball Jesus? Yeah, No. We assume this was taken on Christmas day and had something to do with putting the Christ back in Christmas. This guy has a better chance of banging Paula Abdul. Extra kudos for the Bro behind him who found Laker purple skinny jeans to match his untied, giant tounge hanging, limited edition Smush Parker Nikes. Also, you live in LA ... nice hat, dick.
[Photo via CNNSI]