As it looks more and more probable that the 'Zen Master' will be back on the Laker Bench (at least for home games) this season. The Hernia Mole uncovered a short 'To Do List' that Jackson left behind before exiting Laker facilities yesterday. Included on the note:
1. Find out the manufacturer of the giant whoopie cushion that Dwight Howard sits on
2. Assemble his coaching staff Anchorman style by blowing into Jeannie Buss' old diaphragm
3. Smoke a bone with Bill Walton in his backyeard Teepee
4. Finally return James Dolan's phone call
5. Poke Mike Brown on Facebook
