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OK. Maybe not.

Report: Merril Hoge is shrinking

It's the only reason think we can come up with at this point to explain his jumbo Dorito-knotted ties.

[Photo via Reddit]

Phil Jackson re-assembling coaching staff

 

As it looks more and more probable that the 'Zen Master' will be back on the Laker Bench (at least for home games) this season. The Hernia Mole uncovered a short 'To Do List' that Jackson left behind before exiting Laker facilities yesterday. Included on the note:

1. Find out the manufacturer of the giant whoopie cushion that Dwight Howard sits on

2. Assemble his coaching staff Anchorman style by blowing into Jeannie Buss' old diaphragm

3. Smoke a bone with Bill Walton in his backyeard Teepee

4. Finally return James Dolan's phone call

5. Poke Mike Brown on Facebook

Dear NY Post: Make up your mind

By now we know about L.T.'s (the REAL L.T.) 'fiendish encounter' with an underage prostititue.  Even his wife had his back at the time, claiming he was set up.  Where Mrs. LT stood behind her man, the New York Post has approached the situation from a number of confusing angles. 

Here, she is a sad young victim:

On the same day the Post refers to her as a 'Whore':

Nonetheless, they take great joy in questioning the Sack Master's (get it?) game between the sheets: 

We prefer to remember L.T. for what he did best.  Pancaking ball-carriers and QBs in Tecmo Bowl.

 

Curt Schilling being sued by Rhode Island; Has eyebrows on both sides of eyes

Not since Danny Schayes used his extra back hair as shoelaces have we witnessed something so inexcusably gross.

[via TheBigLead]