The Sports Hernia Blog

Greatest Headline Ever Unveiled by ESPN

Even in death, legendary boxing showman Hector "Macho" Camacho is still entertaining, producing one of the best headlines of the year (and quite possibly of all-time).  

Rest in peace, Macho (well, after the ladies stop fighting over you, that is).

Cyber Monday... or something

The indignations keep rolling in for the Jets. First, they are told by a 'First Responder' that they are dead to him, and now their sweet gear has been put on deep discount.  What's next?  Will FootFetishTube.com get raided and taken down by the FBI?

[Photo via Reddit]

Confirmed: Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly is a hobbit

Perhaps a lesbian hobbit?  Kelly's really selling it in this photo.

Thank you, Rick Reilly...

... for having your bloated, grecian stained finger on the pulse of major college athletics when you "wrote" your web only ESPN post, rubbing salt in the wound that "was" Notre Dame football.  Our favorite line in the column is this:

"When your NBC contract expires in 2015, do the right thing and don't renew.  Lower some expectations until you can turn this thing around.  And you're a Mars Rover trip from turning it around."

Hmmm.... How ironic. Slick Rick should consider his own words when he approaches ESPN about his soon to be expiring contract.  We look forward to not reading his farewell column on ESPN after it as announced that Rick has decided to "explore other opportunities." 

Reilly with his 'Scoreboard Pointing' inducing wife?

[Photo via JeffPearlman.com]

This just in....

 

The NHL is still locked out.  And Gary Bettman is still an assclown.  Carry on.

@FiremanEd42: We hardly knew ye

As if last night's performance could get any worse, it seems that superfan Fireman Ed might have finally had enough of his J-E-T-S because he D-E-L-E-T-E-D his Twitter account.  Our guess is that this will be a Twitter-only hiatus, but if he is gone for good, we will always have this classic douche-off to remember the bulbous-headed assclown. 

We still find ourselves a little disappointed that Gang Green's resident tough guy decided to delete his Twitter account, though that might even be sadder than Fireman Ed's unfortunate existence.  Its' worth noting, however, that the Giants' 'License Plate Guy' would never puss out like this. 

Finally, we will leave you with the obligatory GIF that is currently breaking the internet.  This may have been the final straw:

[Sanchez rump roast via SB Nation]

Gobble Gobble

 

What is the Hernia staff thankful for? We are thankful that kids can still geek out to a nice rack.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[via Deadspin] 

Rasheed Wallace screams "Ball Don't Lie" twice, confirms greatness

The above footage is just another example of why there should be a team of dedicated producers documenting Rasheed Wallace's season with the New York Knicks.  Listen carefully after the two primal screams of "ball don't lie":

"I can yell, I can yell all I want! I ain't that direct toward nobody!"

Rasheed Wallace, endlessly entertaining genius.

[via Deadspin]

Chiefs football might kill you... literally

They finally killed a man. Good job, Romeo and friends.

[Photo via Reddit]

Grizzlies replace t-shirt cannon...

... with FIRE cannon. Where does it end?

[Photo via Reddit]