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Discuss.
And by discuss, we certainly don't expect a scorching, information-rich debate to bubble over like an unhinged volcano. However, by saying "discuss" we've successfully relieved ourselves from actually writing something.
[Photo via New York Post]
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What is it with the water in Clevelend? As it looks like Kyrie Irving is the latest to contract the dreaded Bumface. If it's not the Cleveland water... maybe Kyrie spent the offseason hanging out in Kramer's smoking lounge.
[Photo Via Grantland]
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Last week, our fearless leader Tim got to sit down and break bread with wrestling Jesus, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster didn't hold back, but did threaten Tim with an Atomic Drop if he didn't let him have the last bread stick. Read the full interview here, but below are a couple of powerful snippets to get all you Hulkamaniacs moist.
- "He (Andre The Giant) ended up drinking 108 beers before he got back on the plane. And that was like you drinkin’ a Diet Coke."
- "I just remember it was so bad, all of us got together to buy a can of deodorant for Bret Hart. He smelled like somebody from Europe that decided not to take a shower ... I'm sure he's gonna love that."
- "You know, I met him (Mean Gene Okerlund) in Minneapolis when I was single back in the 80s and he and I ran around partying like crazy nutcases."
Finally, screw Obama and Romney. Vote Hogan.
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By now we have all heard that Curt Schilling has run into some money issues. You were probably as shocked as we were when you heard that his video game company went down the tubes. Never mind the fact that he is starting to resemble a mix between a poisoned Ukrainian politician mixed with a dying Extra Terrestrial. Then again, we might be the wrong people to talk about video games as we are still playing Super Tecmo Bowl and Contra. After draining the State of RI dry, there isn't much left in old Curt's nest egg and it sounds like he might be ready to sell his colored..... errrr 'Bloody Sock'. The Hernia Mole has uncovered some other interesting pieces of memorabilia about to hit the opening market.
- Bruce Jennner's pride
- Ben Roethlisberger's rape van
- AC Green's black book (never used)
- John Gruden's Hooters apron
- Andy Pettitte's rapture
- Lou Piniella's dick
- Hubie Brown's home perm Kit (gently used)
- Ed Hochuli's game worn weight belt
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