We know the youngster pictured above is talking about renowned cheater, Lance Armstrong, but we can't figure out the connection to the Hulk costume or the random flag tied around his neck. We were, however, able to figure out via Google that Mellow Johnny's is an Austin area bike shop. The guess here is that Johnny can probably hook you up with some tasty slow cooked/smoked EPO, all while listening to some excellent Rockabilly.
Anyway, this kid seems to have a bunch on his plate. To quote a line from one of our favorite movies, "He's just a mixed up kid."
[Photo via CNNSI]
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