By now you may have seen Derrick Rose break down and cry at the press conference for his new Adidas sneaker. Many assumed it was because of the touching video that was shown documenting Rose's rehab. We like Mr. Rose, if only for the fact that he doesn't rub elbows in the offseason with his rivals. It is our best guess that he was crying because it was the first time he laid his eyes on the ugly pontoons that are adorned with his brand/name. We look forward to sitting in traffic and seeing one (not two) of these thrown out on the side of the interstate.