We tip our hats to this innovative middle-aged man. I guess there's not much else to do with $175 tickets at Wrigley when the Cubbies have been out of the race since May.
Please note the Freudian slip at the 0:31 mark when Bob Brenly says: "That lead pipe sinker..."
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