« Hot Dog Wars: Whose side are you on? | Main | Asian Alabama fan officially declares he is Asian »

Thursday, August 30, 2012

What has Ed Hoculi been doing during the NFL referee lockout?

Hochuli

- Power-cleans.  Just a fuckton of power-cleans.

- Being an awesome lawyer

- Beating up the P90X guy

- Sculpting the marble statue of himself that will be placed on your front lawn

- Hiding in John Clayton's bushes, waiting to give the little nerd a power wedgie

- Pussy hunting with Dr. Life 

- Preparing for his role in Expendables 3

 

Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 03:32 PM in Football |

| Pin It! |

Comments

Hernia on Twitter!

The Hernia Elswhere...

What they're sayin' about us (shockingly real)...

  • "The Sports Hernia: Where I go online to get my laughs." --Peter Vecsey, New York Post, NBATV
  • "The Sports Hernia does what good satire should: It makes you laugh hardest at yourself." --Sally Jenkins, The Washington Post
  • "Not since turf-toe has a painful injury been so damn funny. I've even been known to steal jokes from the Sports Hernia from time to time." --Dr. Blogstein, Radio Happy Hour

Categories

Scribol

Subscribe to this blog's feed

This Actually Happened...

An ESPN Cameo

Proud Partner of Big Lead Sports

Part of the USA Today Sports Media Group

Recent Posts

Archives

More...

Dick Towel? Dick Towel!

Subscribe to this blog's feed

Bet On The Game

  • Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia... and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.

Mad Panda

The Sports Hernia