By now you might have heard (and probably don't care) that Lance Armstrong has decided to stop denying the obvious. Personally, the Hernia staff could care less if he blood doped. First of all, cycling is for tools. We are more annoyed with the fact that he is to blame for the proliferation of rubber bracelets for every charity imaginable. We just hope that the titles are rightfully given to Hernia and bitter beer face fugitive, Floyd Landis. If he isn't up to snuff, there is always the wingnut kid from (sorry... about to date ourselves) Breaking Away.
In terms of PED's we say bring them on for non-sense 'sports'. Cycling is for tools, and the Olympics were a bore fest. Bring on the All-Drug Olympics.