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Sunday, July 08, 2012

What is the Italian 'Green Man' smuggling in his crotch?

Italian Soccer Fans

- 2 Kilos of bamba

- A Z. Cavaricci fanny pack 

- 'Things to do' notebook (#1 bash yourself in the balls repeatedly after the Euoro Cup for wearing spandex in public)

- Step-by-step Phil Mickeltits chest workout 

- His replica NWO Championship belt

[Photo via CNNSI]

Posted on Sunday, July 08, 2012 at 07:04 AM in Soccer |

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