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Monday, July 09, 2012

Adrian Peterson is apparently guilty of something

Rusty

How else could one explain why the injured Viking's running back would hire Hernia legend Rusty Hardin to represent him. On a side note, the Hernia intends on setting up a Kickstarter account to defend ourselves the next time we get escorted out of a watering hole, get pinched for mixing Miller Light and HGH, or assaulting a flight attendant.

 


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