Its easy to salute all the great dads out there. Everyone is doing that, so the Hernia thought it would be best to put the spotlight on one of the biggest ass-clown 'dads' out there. Norwalk, Connecticut's own Calvin Murphy. We aren't sure if this cute little girl is his daughter, but there is a mathematical chance that she is. Fathering kids isn't the worst of it, as he was accused of molesting 5 of his 10 daughters. He was acquitted thanks for to the work of his crafty legal team headed by... drum roll...... Hernia legend RUSTY HARDIN.
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