Somewhere in the back room of a forgotten gym, ugly cyclist Floyd Landis senses his storied deal with Keystone Light might be coming to a tragic end thanks to a world class Bitter Beer Face from useless forward, Chris Bosh.
Or is the well-paid lizard simply mimicking a hungry Cliff Huxtable, complete with motor-like noises driven by a deep desire for a heaping hoagie? That's the beauty of this tangent-filled photo, we'll never truly know.
[via @jose3030]
