Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following:
- Clemens' replacement urine
- Mrs. Clemens' testosterone
- Muppet Semen
- A baby Mogwai
- His urine-scented dentures
- A 1,000-year-old birth certificate that proves his real name is Oxidation Penis
- A mini yellow suit that his lookalike doll wears
- His morning skinny formaldehyde latte
- Radish and cantaloupe infused Scotch
- Nicotine drip smoothie
- Little Jimmy Hoffa
- Original VHS tape from his acting debut in Genesis "Land of Confusion" video
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