After news came out yesterday that Dunkin Donuts had inked all-around fun guy Rob Gronkowski to a sponsorship deal, the Hernia reached out to its extensive network to uncover some secret details about the deal. We learned that Gronkowski will have a signature doughnut line - dubbed Spiking Gronknuts - but final decisions on the treats may not come for weeks since he is still knuckle deep in his own spring break tour.
Possible new Gronk-inspired Donut names:
- Maple Frosted Meathead Donut
- Red, White & Blue Steroid Sprinkled Donut
- Glazed Fist Pump Fritter
- Strawberry Silk Shirt Donut
- Frankenstein Cruller
- Powdered Porn Star Donut
- The Choco-Gronk
- Egg White Eclairs
- Myoplex Munchkins
- Flat-top Boston Creme
- Protein Powdered Jelly Filled
- Plain Glazed Wedgies
[Photo via Deadspin]
