Today hundreds upon hundreds of talented 18-year-old high school football players announced their intentions to, for the most part, completely disappoint at the collegiate level. So for that, we offer our sincere congratulations. Notre Dame fans in particular must be tickled with delight, as disappointment is lovingly etched in their hears.
One fanbase that thankfully understands how to handle such a day remarkably resides in the south, Tuscaloosa to be specific. Yes, the Fax Cam Girl is a god damn work of art.