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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Mikhail Prokhorov is a slightly better rapper than your dad

The colossoal disappointment here was learning that Mikhail Prokhorov pronounces his name as Michael rather than "Mick-ale," which would be far more arrogant and a perfect fit for his masterful persona. 

Nonetheless, our thoughts are prayers go out to Jay-Z and his family.  He's expected to make a full recovery by mid-March.

[via TheBigLead]

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Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 06:11 PM in Basketball |

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