We're halfway through our sixth year of the Hernia's existence and somehow today is the first time we have ever laid our tender eyes on Mark Davis, son of the late Al Davis. This could very well be the greatest worst hair we've stumbled upon since famously being blindsided by Brian Engblom's appalling Brian Bozworth mullet/toupee/rat's nest.
What a coup. And while we already miss Al dearly, we're more than prepared to embrace the existence of this ginger goblin who absolutely played the role of Sam McKinney on Diff'rent Strokes. We don't even need to bother looking it up.
Note: We sincerely apologize for the sporadic posting of late. Between holiday vacation and hang-gliding with Grover, we've been very busy.
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