For countless years we've often wondered what the elusive star-on-top would be in order to put the finishing touches on the "ultimate sports babe." But now, as you can plainly see, none us have to suffer any longer as the Seahawks dazzling logo draped across the nose and cheeks of a possibly inebriated female is downright orgasmic.
On a semi-related note, seated at right in the photo is reportedly actor William H. Macy.
[Via @AFed69]
