Did you know? When Ndamukong Suh inhales, thousands of innocent ants fly up his nose like a violent tornado. To make matters worse, the uneasy defensive tackle then sends the aforementioned ants out of his nostrils via farmer's blow and proceeds to stomp on them with unreasonable disgust.
When your team is in line for a 53-yard game-winning field goal in overtime, the smartest thing an "offensive genius" can do is implore his players to gain no more yards -- none -- by running the same play three times in a row. Well done once again, dipshit.
Terrence Cody's mouthwatering flapjacks rank as an all-time Hernia favorite, so what better way to celebrate such a delightfully saggy, depressed pair of tits than on Thanksgiving eve? Enjoy the enjoyment, big fella.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.