As you might have heard Jada and Will Smith have agreed to purchase a portion of the Philadelphia 76ers. What can 76er fans expect from the dynamic duo? We looked into our crystal meth ball and forsee the following:
-- The team will play on shorter courts and lower hoops, just like Will did on the Fresh Prince
-- Whip My Hair Back to play during every timeout and every dead ball and every basket made
-- Halftime performances will now feature "The Carlton Dancers" (this would be awesome actually)
-- Every player will be contractually obligated to compliment Will's acting in Six Degrees of Separation
-- Jazzy Jeff will be the official pre-game 'hype-man'
-- Mirroring Smith's career, players on the 76ers will play a serious game every so often but mostly goof off and make a ton of money
-- Sideline Gatorade and Ice Packs will be replaced by Barley Water and e-Meters