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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Mariners outfielder puts forth valiant effort to cover up "JORTS.com" ad

Mariners Michael Saunders
Even though we don't know who he is, Seattle Mariners outfielder Michael Saunders literally threw himself into fire that is the neverending Jorts epidemic that continues to sweep our fashionably inept nation.  It was by no means a Tommy "Burger Time" Murphy effort, but still deserving of noted praise and at the very least, two snaps up in a circle.

[Photo via Yahoo via Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images]

Posted on Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 05:50 PM in Baseball |

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