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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Manny Ramirez exits jail with incredibly hard nipples

Manny Ramirez hits wife

The somehwat frustrated look on Manny's face reportedly had little to do with being arrested for hitting his affable sounding wife, and much more to do with his cell mate refusing to allow the aloof slugger to leave the facility with his trusty nipple tassels. 

Manny Arrested [TheBigLead, WPBF]

Posted on Tuesday, September 13, 2011 at 06:06 PM in Baseball |

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