Vintage squeaky Kurkjian gains some serious steam at the 1:17 mark. According to our source, Timmy K. pulled up to the ESPN campus this morning with the entire passenger side of his car filled with baseballs, and two old mitts as driving gloves.
Despite reports that the Boston Red Sox will not trade for a starter in time for a potential 'play in' game tomorrow, the Hernia Mole has learned that they are targeting a Wookie named Lumpawarrump. Lumpawarrump is a favorite of Bill James for having a formidable BABIP in the Golf Coast league.
General Manager Theo Epstein was unavailable for comment, but was spotted leaving a Cambridge area costume store with a fairly large shopping bag in hand.
You've got to hand it to Derek Jeter and especially Jacoby Ellsbury, whose reeling team is still fighting to maintain a playoff spot, for taking the time in the middle of a baseball game for a second base servicing during such a critical point in the baseball season.
Despite the touching nod to the volcanic Oz duo, Beecher and Keller have sadly not gotten back together.
Out of the 6,781,204 photographs that have been taken throughout the lifetime of Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, approximately 6,781,203 have been incredibly awkward and humorous. The one photo that did manage to look normal was when young Alex dressed as the Missing Link for picture day in first grade.
So how did these ridiculous Orioles end up in such a humorous manner other than the powers of the magnetic wall? We assume, based on their position, the two desperate soldiers were frantically trying to escape the stadium, never to be seen or heard from again.
Nearly a week after it was revealed that Glen Rice allegedly went intercontinental with former vice presidential candidate and media hag Sarah Palin, The Sports Hernia blew the doors off other pairings between the two states. Interestingly enough, University of Michigan basketball players have had a history of romantic encounters with prominent Alaskans: Dugan Fife and Jewel dated on and off for several years, much to his father's dismay, Tim Hardaway Jr. has been linked to Trajan Langdon, and the late Robert "Tractor" Trailer once banged a polar bear.
While celebrating clinching the NL East Division title, Juan Samuel could not contain his joy or stop tweaking his left nipple while being doused with tall boy of Budweiser. Surprisingly, the feeling was a little less somber in Queens.
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
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