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Invisible DB plays leap frog with safety DeJuan Morgan

Not sure about you, but we're expecting monstrous things out of Jets safety DeJuan Morgan this coming season considering the waterfall of intensity he's pissing during a friendly game of leap frog.

[via Yahoo]

Hunter Pence already making nice with Philly groupies

 

With the good comes the bad though as Pence basically just traded delightful Texas poon and a plethora of losses for wins on the field and Philly chicks who more often than not, curse like Roseanne and beef like Barbaro.

[via Yahoo Sports]

ATTN J JACOBS, we have a very limited number of stenciled letters

The puzzling craftsmanship of this Islanders sign gets even more puzzling if you take a moment to examine the colorful piece of crap. 

You'll notice the stenciled 'A', 'T', 'N', 'C', 'G', 'E', and 'S' were executed flawlessly, which brings us to asking what we think might become the burning question of the summer: Why weren't they applied throughout the rest of the sign?  Did some of the stenciled letters break during the design application stage and thus, break this wonderful Long Islander's spirit? 

Much like the Islanders under Wang's reign, the sign appeared to begin with a organized plan in mind, but then everything quickly went to shit.

[via Yahoo via Christopher Pasatieri/Getty Images]