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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Beltran's Milk Dud activates no-trade clause, will not report to San Francisco

Beltran mole Milk Dud

Being the selfish folks you've come to know, we're beyond delighted by this unexpected news as it means wild nights in New York with the Beltran Milk Dud are here to stay while at the same time, we bid a feverish farewell to Beltran and his Neg-Burns.  We hardly knew ye.

Beltran to the Giants? [The Big Lead]

Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 05:31 PM in Baseball |

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