« Florida Marlins slowly beginning to pique fan interest | Main | Photo sans headband confirms LeBron James is actually Nipsey Russell »

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Pittsburgh man commits to a life of celibacy

Steelers fan idiot

Among the things we'd prefer to do before ever shaving a professional sports team's logo, accompanying proper colors and all, into our head:

- Fight Drogo
- Do a cannonball into a McDonald's deep-fryer

- Drink a vodka-Ajax

- Aggressively chew on items in the Lost & Found bin

- Drive a bus directly into the Hudson River

- Conduct our daily lives like the Japanese Howard Cosell

- Watch "The View"
- Wear a jersey & tuck into our cargo shorts

Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2011 at 11:42 AM in These Fans Exist |

| Pin It! |

Comments

Hernia on Twitter!

The Hernia Elswhere...

What they're sayin' about us (shockingly real)...

  • "The Sports Hernia: Where I go online to get my laughs." --Peter Vecsey, New York Post, NBATV
  • "The Sports Hernia does what good satire should: It makes you laugh hardest at yourself." --Sally Jenkins, The Washington Post
  • "Not since turf-toe has a painful injury been so damn funny. I've even been known to steal jokes from the Sports Hernia from time to time." --Dr. Blogstein, Radio Happy Hour

Categories

Scribol

Subscribe to this blog's feed

This Actually Happened...

An ESPN Cameo

Proud Partner of Big Lead Sports

Part of the USA Today Sports Media Group

Recent Posts

Archives

More...

Dick Towel? Dick Towel!

Subscribe to this blog's feed

Bet On The Game

  • Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia... and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.

Mad Panda

The Sports Hernia