Listen, each and every one of us are entitled to experience the dizzying delight of a giant water slide during the summer or while on vacation, but I can't recall the last time any of us went down one of these things channeling Monroe from Too Close For Comfort. We're guessing that just before embracing the water, Brady plugged his nose.
At this point, we have the likelihood of Tommy winning another Super Bowl listed as a safe and emphatic NO.
[via Just Jared]
