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Monday, May 16, 2011

ESPN's SportsCenter, where jerking off squirrels happens

Jerking off squirrels, "Ben Roethliscock" ... yeah, it's painfully clear what's been known for years: There is nothing to do in Bristol, Connecticut. 

ESPN employees should most certainly not be blamed for frequently feaking out and humping one another, they should be applauded.

Posted on Monday, May 16, 2011 at 06:11 PM in Baseball, ESPN Bashing |

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