No one in the NBA has had the balls to attempt this humiliating maneuver since late December, when David Lee was suspended five games for brutalizing the left tit of Spencer Hawes. Good for Martin, though it appears that twisting Sefolosha's right nipple triggers a release of unrelenting toxic fumes. Bit of a backfire here.
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Kenyon Martin issues lethal Purple Nurple to Thabo Sefolosha
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