The all too common tragedy known as Foul Ball Fail has been well documented on this site over the past couple of years. It appears a remedy will not be arriving any time soon, as evidenced by the woman in the red hat (top center) who encapsulates flying-object-fear so well.
Thankfully, in this instance, an alert, non-awkward non-white dude was seated near the flying bat and deftly caught said bat while not spilling his beer.
The lesson? If you're seated near a large group of white people at a baseball game, move.
[via Seattle Times]