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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Report: Majority of Big East coaches are mob bosses

Big east coaches in deep with mafia

According to our mole at the Big East tournment, the "message" from the coaches to the NCAA Committee went as follows:

"You like dancin?  Try dancin after we throw your fuckin foot in a vice.  Put 11 of our teams in!  Capiche?!"

Additionally, everyone in Manhattan is afraid to walk by Sparks this week.

Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2011 at 12:40 PM in Basketball |

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