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The big fella just isn't too sure how a 70 year old man might taste, and would of course need to run it by his tag team partner, Adrian Gonzalez.
An El Guapo-led intervention is scheduled for tomorrow morning, though it's expected to be serious for no more than five minutes, as the two beasts are known to engage in playful fajita slap fights.
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According to our mole at the Big East tournment, the "message" from the coaches to the NCAA Committee went as follows:
"You like dancin? Try dancin after we throw your fuckin foot in a vice. Put 11 of our teams in! Capiche?!"
Additionally, everyone in Manhattan is afraid to walk by Sparks this week.
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To this day, it remains deeply puzzling that hardcore Giants fans had difficulty relating to the guy.
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A mini ponytail, a Grateful Dead-like noodle move complete with I'm-on-ecstacy-bottle-of-water, but no Uggs? We don't care how "hawt" it is there Tawmy, complete the look next time.
Tom Brady Dancing Video is Capable of Breaking the Internet [TBL]
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In case you're curious, our wonder-sled to hell was just clocked at 186 mph by one of Satan's interns.
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Sunglasses indoors, bracelets, v-neck down to his wang, and Uggs. UGGs. Ugh.
This man should be forced to wedge his head in between Terrence Cody's floppy flapjacks for the rest of his life.
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- Location of El Dorado
- Secret of the Great Pyramids
- Thorough explanation of what the fuck was going on in the 80s
- Sam Cassell's birthplace
- Ingredients to Jonathan Antin's "Dirt"
- The phone number to Hubie Brown's acclaimed stylist
- The official reason why there was never a sequel to "Clifford"
- Names of the select few who actually beat Mike Tyson's Punchout
- Location of Uncle Leo's rogue eyebrows
- Address of Sweetchuck's lamp store
- Full names of the last 5 men to coach the Atlanta Hawks
- The Contra code that activates The Bushwackers
- The current whereabouts of Walt
- Passcode for a free night at Soda Popinski's brothel
[Photo via Yahoo NBA]
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To Dickey's credit, he fared much better against the infamous field-charging tiger than any of the Angels or Mariners did on that fateful summer afternoon in 1988.
Following the game, when asked to describe his knuckleball grip, Dickey stared at frightened reporters and repeated... KALI MA! KALI MA!!!
[via NY Daily News]
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Rumors that Maddon will announce Jimmy Hart as his new bench coach and Hart's megaphone as his new first base coach are rapidly gaining steam, though it has yet to be confirmed by Rays PR.
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Let's get right to the critical point here -- voting for Round 1 of the Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge closes tomorrow, which means we need your vote for the Hernia Morganette, 'Katherine from Chicago', as soon as possible in order to make the leap to the coveted Sweet 16.
So unless you pulled a Griswold and woke up with your head sewn to the carpet, please head over bracketmaster.spike.com, click on the "Make Your Picks" tab (2nd tab from left) and vote for Katherine from Chicago.
OR, if you're slammed at work and have zero time to screw around, we've made this very easy:
Simply text KATHERINE to 44686 and voilà, your vote has been counted
All of your votes could propel both Katherine and the Hernia to Vegas. It would be highly difficult to think of a better cause to get behind than that one.
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